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    sofapizza:

    problem solved.

    (Source: subliminalsarcasm)

    youwishangelfish:

    Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

    3ridan:

    do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking 

    clubbedsoda:

    “you’re denying it so it must be true!”
    NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER


    wwruska:

    REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!

    I’m laughing so hard oh my god

    irresponsibleeyouth:

    The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

    awkwardvagina:

    one time my friend asked me to make a playlist for a road trip because their car radio didnt work so i made one that consisted of 14 different versions of party in the usa and long story short im not trusted with bringing music anymore

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